Dear Porno Movie Producers,
I hereby declare dibs on the following Oscar-related titles:
King Dong
Capote-Tang
Hustle & Ohhhhh...
Charlie And The Fudge Tunnel Factory
Poon-ich
Memoirs Of An Extremely Slutty Geisha
Good Night, And Good Suck
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Lube
Suckerella Man
The Cuntstant Gardener
Tim Hurtin's Whore's Ride
The Lyin', The Bitch And The Whore, Yo
Pride And Press Your Dick
Despite repeated efforts, however, I couldn't think of a single title that played off "Brokeback Mountain". If you guys can figure that one out, it's all yours.
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Titty Biter
PS Though not nominated, I also call dibs on The Dink Panther.
posted by The Rhetorical Letter Writer at 12:35 PM
14 Comments:
"The Lyin', The Bitch And The Whore, Yo"
Ahh-hahahahahahahah! Classic!
OH MAN. that was the best laugh i've had all week. thank you so much.
Hmmm..."Bloke Back Mountin'", perhaps? Nah, it's too arty...
Brokedick Mountin' ??
Too easy.... Poke Back Mountin'
"Bare Back mountin"?
"Bare Back Mount Men"
Ho Crack Mountin'
Crack Ho Mountin'
Nevermind
Top this one-
"The Legend in Bagger's Pants"
This is TOO easy. How about "Brokebutt Mountain?"
what about this...
last fucking day
Here's a few:
Schindler's Lips
Plump Friction
The Penist
Saving Ryan's Privates
The Queer Hunter
Fudgepack Mounting
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