Dear Superman's Enemies,
Want to defeat that bastard for once and for all? Can't get your hands on any kryptonite? Here's a very simple alternate method: hire some dudes to physically remove every single phone booth in town.
"A bank's been robbed! A house is on fire! But, but, I ain't go nowhere to change!"
Sincerely,
The Diabolical Letter Writer
posted by The Rhetorical Letter Writer at 10:38 AM
4 Comments:
What on Earth could possibly possess you to help Superman's enemies?! Great Scott, man, don't you realize how indebted we all are to that son of Krypton for adopting Earth as his home? Why would you even post this suggestion? It's horrible. Please remove it at once, for the sake of our future.
Do you really think a simple removal of phone booths could halt the man of steel? Indeed no...he'd just start changing in public risking an indecent exposure, and I don't think anyone needs to see that.
Alas, just as the automobile replaced the horse, cell phones have replaced the phone booth! He'll have to start changing in closets...Hmmmm...a guy in tights hanging out in dark closets...
why can't he just change while suspended in the air?? we won't see him from down here anyway, and he'd be able to feel the soft breeze on his...erm...thing, if he has one that is (he's an alien, isn't he??)
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