Dear Cop,
Were they all sold out of attack dogs?
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
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Photo Submitted By: Elisa M.
posted by The Rhetorical Letter Writer at 4:53 PM
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Were they all sold out of attack dogs?
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
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Photo Submitted By: Elisa M.
8 Comments:
maybe the parrot just looks cooler?
Maybe the cop is dumb, and they taught the parrot to say "You're under arrest!" for him.
Dumb as in, can't talk. Just to clarify. =)
The parrot definitely looks cooler. But trust me you do NOT want to be bitten by a macaw. I've heard of dogs going after a macaw once, but never twice.
Or maybe the cop is a pirate cop. Arrrrgghhh....
SCORE! i feel so cool now, yeah, in new york, you get some crazy characters... ^_^
Parrots are WAY more evil than K9 dogs . . . and they can fly. All the police departments are switching.
Mabey he was allergic to dogs.
I got it!!He was taking his dog for a walk when BAM!A parrot with a shotgun comes in a threatens him he'd kill him if he didn't let him go on patrol with him!.....oh,and he didn't know that parrots dont know how to shoot guns.
A burglar breaks into a house at night, and out of the darkness, he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching." The burglar hesitates a moment, then continues creeping through the house, and again hears, "Jesus is watching." He freezes, but as his eyes adjust to the dark, he sees that the voice was coming from a parrot in a cage. The burglar starts laughing and says, "You can't do anything to me in that cage, Jesus!" So the bird says, "I'm Polly...Jesus is the rottweiler behind you."
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