Dear Kum & Go,
Your attempt to distract customers from ridiculous gas prices with your ridiculous name is a very good one.
"Can you believe what these jerks charge for gas?"
"Who cares? Their freakin' name is Kum & Go! It sounds so dirty! Ha! Ha!"
That said, I think I speak for most in saying we'd prefer if you just brought down your prices.
"Can you believe they changed their name to Gas & Go? It's so boooooring! Boo! Boo!"
"Who cares? Their freakin' gas is $1.78 a gallon!"
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
posted by The Rhetorical Letter Writer at 11:06 PM
6 Comments:
You date yourself. In a few months, when gas prices average $5.10 per gallon, this post will sound like fantasy.
As an Indian, I have to wonder if "Kum" is short for "Kumar."
$1.78? That's it? It's way more than that here.
anonymous, you're retarded
At our Arco, it's $3.24- is that good or bad?
$1.78!!!!!!! Holy hell! im moving to wear you live!Oh wait...cant.Sold my car for gas money.....
What if you worked there night and day and never left. Would you call it Kum & Stay? Or mabey just Home? Mabey if I applied for that shift...
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