Dear Canadian Rappers,
Interested in gettin' the crowd wild at future concerts? If so, here are some phrases you might want to bust out:
1. "Where my Saskatoon bitches at?"
3. "Let's pour out some Labatt for our lost homies..."
4. "Wave your mittens in the air, wave 'em like you just don't care!"
5. "Growin' up in the Ottawa projects certainly wasn't easy..."
6. "How many of you are Degrassi High right now?"
7. "8 Miles?! Shit should be called 12.872 Kilometers."'
8. "Who watched Frozen Cribs last night?"
9. "Make some noise if you've got rims on your snowmobile!"
10. "Guns don't kill people. At least not in this country."
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
posted by The Rhetorical Letter Writer at 11:52 PM
9 Comments:
You have a very strange sense of humour, but I love it.
Helen
How about, "MC Icy Ice in the house fo' shizz, eh?"
You can't rap while using the term "eh." You just can't. I'm fairly certain it's against the law. In every country in the world. On other planets. Even in the Bizarro world.
Winter
Tha ice be hangin off my grill,
so pass that dutch to beat the chill.
So cold out, right, just waiting for the day,
the girls'll trade their parkas for bikini's, eh?
BC and Ontario represent!!
This is my favorite so far. =)
Extra-brilliant.
That is a good tip for those rappers.
Where's number 2? hmmm.... oh well, it died.
"wave your mittens in the air!"
hahahahahahahaha! terribly funny! i love your site!
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