Dear Stevie Wonder,
If you took a chick you didn't know to see part of a crappy rock band's concert after seeing their full show the two previous nights, would you consider it a third of a third Third Eye Blind blind blind date?
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
posted by The Rhetorical Letter Writer at 5:33 PM
9 Comments:
You don't have to be blind to see that buying stock in my tuna melt business is the way to go! I don't know what you're babbling about, Stevie Wonder this-and-that, but you're an idiot not to send me money for my stock! You'll be sorry, Pee Wee Herman.
Sweet Beegirl....PLEASE...stick a fork in the tuna melt diatribe... it is so old already.
The real question is: did Stevie call YOU on Super Tuesday and urge you to vote for Obama after singing "I Just Called To Say. . ."?
Yes, it made me want to scream. Duh.
Talkin' bout tuna melts toona melts what what tuna melts tuna melts what what!! I'm talkin' bout 'em! What what!!
The Sweet Beegirl is obviously a girl who has no friends. She has nothing better to do with her poor, pointless life than to stalk other people's blogs and leave comments that aren't funny. So we should just let her and her hopeless, miserable life be.
But we can still strongly urge her to stop.
RLW: And what if the girl was blind, too?
Everyone is jealous of me and my super successful business. You are sad, sad, pathetic people. Why don't you start your own business and then you won't have to be jealous of me anymore! Talkin' bout muh fukn toona melts tuna melts what what! toona melts tuna melts what what!!
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Dear Rhetorical Letter Writer,
I don't know what you heard, but first of all...I'm married. Second of all, we went to the concert as friends. And third of all, I lovemy wife very much. Not cool man.
Now you have my wife totally pissed at me. She's moving furniture around and I am not happy. And I'm severely bruised.
-Stevie Wonder
Dear Blog People,
I'm blind and even I can see that Sweet Beegirl jumped the tuna, with her tuna schtick about 197 posts ago.
Sincerely,
Stevie's long lost and also blind brother Arnese Wonder
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