Dear All The King's Horses And All The King's Men,
An egg fell off a wall and you gave a shit?
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
posted by The Rhetorical Letter Writer at 4:40 PM
Friday, March 07, 2008
An egg fell off a wall and you gave a shit?
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
2 Comments:
Some people come into my tuna melt business and ask if we use any eggs in our recipe. I laugh and tell them "Fuck off!! Our Melts are made of Ocello sponges!" Then they are banned for life from my fine establishment. That'll show those Toona dummies! Talkin' 'bout muh fukn tuna melts toona melts what what! Toona melts tuna melts what what!!
I wrote a letter to Barack Obama, saying that he ought to join the WWE. And he put me on his fundraising list.
So, the moral of the story is, be careful who you write to.
Best Wishes
Truman
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