The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Racehorses,

Saturday, March 01, 2008

What phrase do you use when you have to pee really, really badly?

Sincerely,

The Rhetorical Letter Writer

Writeprocrastinator said...: "I really have to go like a human that has had too much coffee?"; 1:46 PM
CoreyH said...: http://www.slate.com/id/2167910; 4:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, dear. I don't understand this one. I knew this day was coming . . . .; 11:27 AM
The Sweet Beegirl said...: One time a customer came into my tuna melt business and said they had to piss like a racehorse, and could they use my bathroom. I said he had to buy something first. So after I soaked him for $50 worth of tuna melts, I informed him we don't have a restroom. What a fool! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What a toona dumbo!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! He's such an idiot!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What a tuna dummy and a toona numb-numb! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Talkin' bout muh fukn toona melts tuna melts what what! Toona melts tuna melts what what!; 8:19 AM
The Sweet Beegirl said...: I forgot to mention, on TOP of that, the Tuna Melt of course also gave him crippling diarrhea, so he was screwed on two counts! What a toona Dumbo! Ha ha ha ha! Talkin' bout muh fukn tunamelts toona melts what what! Toona melts tuna melts what what!; 8:32 AM
AnAstAciA said...: How about I have to pee like an incontnent eldery person with no adult diapers?; 4:40 PM
Anonymous said...: I have to piss like a Russian Racehorse!!!; 9:15 PM